To fart or not to fart in front of your husband!

A friend of mine that reads my blog was talking about how funny talking about my farts was so I decided to write about kinda the pros and cons of farting in front of your husbands. If you have farts that smell like flowers please disregard but if your farts smell like rotten eggs listen up!

My husband and I were really nice to each other for probably the first three years of our marriage. We really didn’t fart in front of each other. I probably have the sweetest husband ever because if he had to fart he would go to the bathroom and do it. What a sweetheart right? Then I made the mistake of farting in his car about three years ago and it smelled like death. He is slightly obsessed with all his cars so this was a big offense. Doing this caused a farting door to be opened and now it became like a straight up war!! He now thinks it’s hilarious to fart in front of me but trust me I give it right back.

Now you must understand that it is important to keep a little mystery between you and your husband. Try not to fart in front of him 24/7 so he still thinks your classy. Also poop on the other side of the house so everyone doesn’t have to suffer from the smell. But occasionally when a great opportunity arises let out a good one. Why? Because laughing is good for the soul and it keeps your relationship fun and fresh!!

My little tid bit of the day.

Hahaha!!

3 thoughts on “To fart or not to fart in front of your husband!

  1. OMG!!! I am DYING!!! You crack me up, Julia!! I absolutely hate when someone farts near me and want to stab them in the eye with an ice pick. πŸ˜‚ Having has 3 sons, I’ve been around more than my fair share of bodily stench. I’m pretty sure something died in my kids’ colon.😬 Well, thanks again for another laugh.😁

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